Church Fun

No it's not an oxymoron! Contrary to popular belief, church is meant to be fun. While there is a serious side to Christianity, we try to use humour and fun as much as we can to make it an enjoyable experience. Don't believe us? There are some cartoons and jokes on this page to get you started. Or, to see how we do it, listen to any of our services, or take a look at some videos of a typical service.


Cartoons

A different cartoon is shown each time you visit this page. Click the cartoon to see the whole collection.

Jokes

Please let us know if you have any more.

Did you know that Jesus was an indian?
The Bible says that He's the Chief Cornerstone.

Did you know that Jacob played tennis?
The Bible says that he served in Pharoah's Court.

Did you know that Paul was a baker?
The Bible says that he went to fill-a-pie.

Did you know that there was an Italian Bible writer?
Malachi.

Do you know who the shortest prophet was?
Knee-High-Miah.

Did you know that the apostles owned a Honda?
The Bible says that they all were in one Accord.

Do you know who named a dog in the Bible?
Luke did - "Moreover, the dog..."

Did you know that Moses used laxatives?
The Bible says that he took two tablets and fled into the Wilderness.

Did you know that Moses owned a motorcycle?
The Bible says that the sound of his Triumph was heard throughout the land.

What kind of man was Boaz before he married? 
Ruthless

What do they call pastors in Germany? 
German Shepherds.

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? 
Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

What was the greatest female financier in the Bible? 
Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? 
Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? 
Samson. He brought the house down.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? 
Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What's the phone number of the Garden of Eden? 
ADAM-8-1-2

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? 
Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? 
The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Which Bible character had no parents? 
Joshua, son of Nun.